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Men get and forget Women give and forgive
To do is to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra)
370HSSV 0773H .... Can you crack this code? No? ... OK, Turn your phone upside down!
What is the meaning of FANTA? Fuck And Never Touch Again!
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!
A man can kiss his wife goodbye.
A flower can kiss a butterfly.
Wine can kiss a frosted glass.
But u my friend can kiss my ass!
How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!
Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.u'll get laid.
Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs and whats in between.
I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass.
I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
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